Subject: MESSAGE FROM THE AUTOMATED RANT SYSTEM

Posted by: Shadowcrab at 03/12/00 20:48

Hi, you've reached the Automated Rant System for [Shadowcrab]. [Shadowcrab] is unable to rant about

X-MEN

[Please be more specific. The ARS requires a(n) entry(ies) in the Issue Number field.]

X-MEN 100

because (s)he is (check all that apply):

a. Unconscious
b. Wishing (s)he was unconscious
c. SMIMBU*
d. Watching paint dry

Briefly describe cause(s) of condition(s) noted above, or use checklist below:

a. Pointlessly cruel treatment of character(s)
b. Motiveless behavior (see "e." below)
c. Random whining
d. Random suffering
e. Lack of context
f. Angst. Angst. Angst.
g. Bondage scene(s) involving teenage girl(s)

What preemptive reply(ies) (if any) would you like to add to this ARS message from [Shadowcrab]?

a. Ain't them some purty pitchers!
b. Love the art.
c. "a" and "b"
d. It only happens once a month.
e. Panels visible to the human eye.
f. Nice haircut.

* So Mad I Might Blow Up

Shadowcrab