Subject: Comicscollapse NEWSFLASH! We found 'em...!!

Posted by: Taconite at 08/06/01 01:42

JOE CASEY'S PLOT NOTES FOR "BACK AT THE RANCH"!!!

PLOT: NightCrwler makes heartfelt speech about we're all Gods childrun. Whole bunch of hot sexxxy mutant gals hit on Kurt and he tell's them all how he's a Man of "God" and they shouldnt hit on him bexcause hes there to hep them from the Family of Humanty of the bad guys. Warren and/or Bobby gets real super emmbarrassed and drool.

Desisions. desisions. Should theese be 'empowred' "smart" hos who would colllect "dirt" orn powervul men like senators and use it to change laws against mutantss, or should these hos be dumb.

Dumb. In onnly the way that mutants hos coulds be dumbto keep powrful non mutant men comming back for "more." Which mean's their HOT!!! Would they usse they're mutant powers as a means of escaping their lives as hos. No. Why would they.

SMART WOMMEN ARE NO FUN. So smart ho's are no fun, to.

Maybe they shold be dumb AND adicked to some drug.What drug should the mutant hos be adicked to. Crack plus sort of. What is a good name for cradck plus. X-CRACk. Im so good.

RESERCH: Interrview hos. REal ones'. Try crrack.

SUPER COOLL HO NAMES and Charrancter develpment:

Hurlabra
Wind Tunnel
Oreckl
Revooh
Asphyxia
PopTart
[Note 2 self: WalMart is a GREEAT place for cominng up with characters.]
UDot
Void
Houseball
Contortia
Lily of France
Vasserette
Olga
Bali
HotPocket
DDDarla (a/k/a Three Dee a/k/a CynDDD not to be confused with Syndee)
Kotex the Destroyer
Kegela
Peaemaestra
Massengila (who had two non-mootie stepsisters who forked her into prostitution)
Krakhoa
Syndee (not 2b confused with CynDDD)
Scattershot
Razerbox
Grenude
Olestra
Rimstress
Six-of-one-half-dozen-of-the-other (Group discount! SAVE EVEN MORRE!!) note to editor thank u 4 the hyfens.
Splayd
Splitz
Khandomina
Epi-Lady
Landyng Strypp
Snapper (you do NOT want 2 know Ha ha) (not to be confused with "Lorraina the Snipper)
Whippy Dip

Kitty Pryde (who drop's out of College after she know's that she can never fit with "norml" humanity and that her only job can ever be a ho. Should she have a ho name.)

[NOTE FROM YOUR INTREPID CC REPORTERS: Thank GOD Marvel finally dropped that cursed CODE!]

Taconite, with the invaluable assistance of the boon scallion of Hades, dark e