Subject: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE...

Posted by: dark ellipsis at 03/19/01 01:25

...and take your *BULARRRFING* comic books with you...!

MY BRAIN. MY EYES. GET. OUT. OF. MY. HOUSE.

Don't listen to her! She's insane! It's the sugar--and caffeine--and fiber--OH, GOD! THE FIBER!!--talking--!!

[The typing slave of the faithless dark e (a clerical beast of burden who is NOT, of course, Mystaque, who would NEVER demean herself by being the typing slave of my--her--own minion) looks expectantly over her shoulder, wondering if dark e in fact has anything constructive to contribute to HER OWN POST.]

Hey, typing slave! Are you typing something that I'm not saying? Get your own post! Beach!

I was going to say something about the books, but eight (8) minutes have elapsed since I sent myself into a bottomless if blessedly brief coma by re-opening "Mutant X," and both comics are now lost in the shifting sands of forgotten memory. Thank you, sweet baby Jesus.

Nonetheless, I should address the disparaging comments directed at me by my beneficent and all-knowing benefactress, Mysta--NO!! THIS IS ALL WRONG!! BAD TYPING SLAVE!!--New sentence: I am rubber; you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Now, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. I MEAN IT.

Maybe the donuts--and the depth charges--were a bad idea.

p.s. you're a crack ho.

dark ellipsis

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