Subject: The Cancun theory
Posted by: Mystaque at 09/20/00 15:54
: If you haven't read or gotten a copy of Black Sun,then
: don't,it was a big waste of time.Basicaly this mini-series just sets : up a possibly new monthly and I won't tell for who(you can : probably guess). : : Why does Marvel keep doing this to us;this
: mini-series seemed like it would be interesting but all it did was : regurgitate old material,though it may have closed up some dangling : plot threads. :
: I knew that I shouldn't have ordered in : advance!Oh well since I have the entire run of the mini-series and have : read/scanned it,I might as well enjoy what little of it that I can. :
: Priest-*smacking head*and saying for the : Zillionth time DON'T BUY INTO THE HYPEover and over : "Cancun" being one of the few Mexican resort-town names I can actually spell.
My theory goes like this: Marvel hires someone to write a ten-line super-hype capsule paragraph and another someone to draw
(or, in the case of "Black Sun," paint) a very pretty cover image. They forward these things to Previews, snug as bugs in rugs in the knowledge that they now have a two-month gap between promising product
and actually delivering it into the hands of the suckers--er, fans. Previews arrives at my comics store, I select goodies like "Black Sun" (saying, "Ooh, lookit the purty cover images!"), and
Joe, my comics guy, ponies up the dough, pre-sale and up front, to pay for my advance order. Marvel then takes that money and does the figurative equivalent of running like hell for Mexico and sitting on a beach
thumbing its nose at its heartily snowed fanbase (and their beleaguered comics shop owners) in the U.S. and elsewhere over a drink with a paper umbrella stuck in it. Meanwhile, I receive "Black Sun," or
any other recent example of an utter Marvel snowjob, and buy it out of guilt, knowing that Joe can't return it.
I think the "Black Sun" covers and the recent "Millennial Visions" book are pointing straight at the
Marvel of the (immediate) future: Who needs stories and art when you can get the same amount of money for air and hype?
Mystaque
Subject: Speaking of which....
Posted by: Mystaque at 09/20/00 19:09
From the land of sky-blue teasers. Found this little gem over at Comics Continuum, in reference to issue one thousand or so
of the upcoming "Magik" mini:
"Magik and Nightcrawler unite with the demonic entities known as Dormammu and Mephisto. Will they be able to save
Limbo--or will they simply destroy each other instead?"
Reaction number one: I WISH. Oh, jeepers, for something--ANYTHING--to happen--for comic-book-real--in ANY of these
minidonuts!
Reaction number two (the real one, the serious, sophisticated one): AS IF. Oh, sure: Nightcrawler and
"Let-me-call-you-Boobchen" are gonna be destroyed by Tabasco, or Babaloo, or the Big Kahuna, or whoever. Here, Marvel, I'll have six more legs grafted onto my stumpy self: PULL AWAY.
I'm *ahem* developing a serious dislike for these coyly questioning capsules. But I'm sure Marvel paid good money for the
software that generates them, and I simply shouldn't read them anyway, if they upset me so.
Mm hm.
Mystaque
Subject: Deja vu again-again.
Posted by: Mystaque at 09/21/00 14:23
Once more, re: "Black Sun": Didn't we just have one of these "I can't hurt those hideous creatures, for
they're really MY POSSESSED FRIENDS!" scenarios in Contest of Champions II? Not that I'm not all for a good old-fashioned corny body-swap plot now and again, but relying on my shortening attention span to swipe
my dough twice in the same eighteen months for the same story is a little off.
I think. What was the question?
Mystaque
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