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Subject: Optimists and True Fans: PLEASE DO NOT READ!!!

Posted by: Mystaque at 11/08/00 16:51

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Welcome to the cellar, fellow pessimists and curmudgeons!

So Claremont's book will ALSO be set in current continuity, making THREE ostensible "core" titles? Allow me to be the first to say, "WHAT THE HEL*P*?!?" I was firmly of the opinion that Marvel could have hacked the two core books back to one.

And it'll feature a "whole new team with their whole own agenda." Ooof. My Rorschach reaction: "a passel of cobbled-together Neo-style newbies (with the odd sales-boosting guest-shotter or two) who get to ride roughshod over whatever's happening plot- or continuity-wise in the other titles."

Oh, well, the road to bankruptcy is paved with the dilution of resources. Wonder if Marvel'll have a "Pick the Adjective" contest for the new book? My suggestion (which I initially thought of as a replacement description for Booth's "Unlimited"--whoo hah! the money I've been saving on THAT title! Thanks, Brett!) would be "Bottomless." As in "pit." As in, "How far can a franchise fall before it hits...?"

Going, going, going....

Mystaque

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